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🟡 Preorder – Deliveries Expected in November
Preorder now to secure your position in line for the first production run.
Seven players. One filthy sewer. Absolutely no guarantee that everyone who enters the pitch will come back out.
The Squigmire Sewer Sevens pitch brings the grime, glowing runoff, cracked stone, and rusted infrastructure of the original Sewer pitch to the faster, smaller Sevens format. Corroded pipes, drainage channels, underground stonework, and toxic green sludge create the perfect home field for ratmen, goblins, and any other team comfortable playing somewhere the surface world has wisely decided to avoid.
Designed specifically for Sevens gameplay, the compact 28 × 22 inch pitch uses 34 mm squares and provides plenty of room for your miniatures without taking over the entire table. The smaller field and reduced team sizes make it perfect for quicker matches, league nights, tournaments, or squeezing in one more game before the smell becomes unbearable.
The artwork is printed in high definition using dye-sublimation technology on a durable 2 mm neoprene mat. Stitched edges help prevent fraying, while the non-slip rubber backing keeps the pitch securely in place through blocks, blitzes, desperate dodges, and questionable decisions involving toxic runoff.
Bib: Seven players, Jom? That hardly seems like enough.
Jom: You’re right, Bib. The sewer could definitely use more bodies.
Bib: I meant for the teams.
Jom: Smaller teams, smaller pitch, faster matches. That’s Sevens.
Bib: And apparently they found the perfect stadium. Rusted pipes, cracked stone, toxic sludge… I haven’t seen a place this filthy since your apartment.
Jom: I told you, that was one mushroom season.
Bib: Well, the rats seem to like it.
Jom: Those are the home fans, Bib.
Bib: Ah. Good turnout.
Want to bring the SSPN crew to your own matches?
Be sure to pick up your free STL files for Bib and Jom at Squigmire.com! Print as many as you want and share them with your friends. Share your painted models on social media and tag Squigmire!
Premium neoprene Sevens game mat
Sevens quick-reference rules pad
Protective nylon carry bag
Built specifically for Sevens: Provides a compact playing surface designed around the faster, smaller-team format.
34 mm squares: Give your miniatures plenty of room while keeping the overall pitch compact and easy to fit on most gaming tables.
Quick-reference rules pad: Keeps commonly needed Sevens rules and page references right beside the pitch, helping you spend less time searching and more time playing.
Immersive sewer artwork: Transforms every match into an underground fantasy arena filled with cracked stone, corroded pipes, drains, and toxic green runoff.
Premium neoprene construction: Provides a cushioned playing surface that protects painted miniatures while creating a professional tabletop experience.
Travel-ready design: Includes a nylon carry bag to easily roll up, protect, and transport your pitch anywhere.
Format: Sevens
Playing Surface: 28 × 22 inches
Square Size: 34 mm
Rules Pad: Sevens quick-reference rules pad with page references for faster rulebook lookup
Rules Pad Size: 10.5 × 6.5 inches, fits acrylic trays in the Squigmire Pro Pack
Material: Premium 2 mm neoprene
Printing: High-definition dye sublimation for vibrant, long-lasting artwork
Edge Finish: Durable stitched edges for improved longevity
Backing: Non-slip rubber
Storage: Includes a protective nylon carry bag
United States: FREE shipping.
International: Buyer acknowledges and is responsible for any duties, customs, VAT, or other fees that may arise.
🟡 Preorder – Deliveries Expected in November
Preorder now to secure your position in line for the first production run.
Seven players. One filthy sewer. Absolutely no guarantee that everyone who enters the pitch will come back out.
The Squigmire Sewer Sevens pitch brings the grime, glowing runoff, cracked stone, and rusted infrastructure of the original Sewer pitch to the faster, smaller Sevens format. Corroded pipes, drainage channels, underground stonework, and toxic green sludge create the perfect home field for ratmen, goblins, and any other team comfortable playing somewhere the surface world has wisely decided to avoid.
Designed specifically for Sevens gameplay, the compact 28 × 22 inch pitch uses 34 mm squares and provides plenty of room for your miniatures without taking over the entire table. The smaller field and reduced team sizes make it perfect for quicker matches, league nights, tournaments, or squeezing in one more game before the smell becomes unbearable.
The artwork is printed in high definition using dye-sublimation technology on a durable 2 mm neoprene mat. Stitched edges help prevent fraying, while the non-slip rubber backing keeps the pitch securely in place through blocks, blitzes, desperate dodges, and questionable decisions involving toxic runoff.
Bib: Seven players, Jom? That hardly seems like enough.
Jom: You’re right, Bib. The sewer could definitely use more bodies.
Bib: I meant for the teams.
Jom: Smaller teams, smaller pitch, faster matches. That’s Sevens.
Bib: And apparently they found the perfect stadium. Rusted pipes, cracked stone, toxic sludge… I haven’t seen a place this filthy since your apartment.
Jom: I told you, that was one mushroom season.
Bib: Well, the rats seem to like it.
Jom: Those are the home fans, Bib.
Bib: Ah. Good turnout.
Want to bring the SSPN crew to your own matches?
Be sure to pick up your free STL files for Bib and Jom at Squigmire.com! Print as many as you want and share them with your friends. Share your painted models on social media and tag Squigmire!
Premium neoprene Sevens game mat
Sevens quick-reference rules pad
Protective nylon carry bag
Built specifically for Sevens: Provides a compact playing surface designed around the faster, smaller-team format.
34 mm squares: Give your miniatures plenty of room while keeping the overall pitch compact and easy to fit on most gaming tables.
Quick-reference rules pad: Keeps commonly needed Sevens rules and page references right beside the pitch, helping you spend less time searching and more time playing.
Immersive sewer artwork: Transforms every match into an underground fantasy arena filled with cracked stone, corroded pipes, drains, and toxic green runoff.
Premium neoprene construction: Provides a cushioned playing surface that protects painted miniatures while creating a professional tabletop experience.
Travel-ready design: Includes a nylon carry bag to easily roll up, protect, and transport your pitch anywhere.
Format: Sevens
Playing Surface: 28 × 22 inches
Square Size: 34 mm
Rules Pad: Sevens quick-reference rules pad with page references for faster rulebook lookup
Rules Pad Size: 10.5 × 6.5 inches, fits acrylic trays in the Squigmire Pro Pack
Material: Premium 2 mm neoprene
Printing: High-definition dye sublimation for vibrant, long-lasting artwork
Edge Finish: Durable stitched edges for improved longevity
Backing: Non-slip rubber
Storage: Includes a protective nylon carry bag
United States: FREE shipping.
International: Buyer acknowledges and is responsible for any duties, customs, VAT, or other fees that may arise.