Sewer

$65.00

Sewer

Status

In Stock – Ready to Ship

Product Overview

Some stadiums have pristine grass, freshly painted lines, and grounds crews working around the clock. Others are built deep beneath the city where cracked stone, rusted pipes, toxic runoff, and whatever is moving in that drain are simply considered part of the home-field advantage.

The Squigmire Sewer pitch takes your matches underground onto a filthy network of stone walkways, drainage channels, corroded pipes, and glowing green sludge. Designed with ratmen, goblins, and other underhanded teams in mind, the pitch delivers plenty of grimy sewer atmosphere while keeping the field markings and gameplay areas clear and easy to read.

Designed for clear, practical gameplay, the pitch features an easy-to-read 15 × 26 square field, integrated passing range counters, dedicated team areas, and angled iconography that remains readable from either side of the table. The balanced design keeps the focus on your teams while surrounding them with enough pipes, stonework, drains, and questionable liquids to make every match feel like it belongs somewhere beneath the city streets.

The artwork is printed in high definition using dye-sublimation technology on a durable 2 mm neoprene mat. Stitched edges help prevent fraying, while the non-slip rubber backing keeps the pitch securely in place through blocks, blitzes, gutter-running, questionable referee decisions, and the occasional player disappearing down a drain.

Squigmire Sports Programming Network (SSPN)

Bib: Smell that, Jom? Damp air, rot… and the distinct stench of wet rat fur.

Jom: That’s the Sewer pitch, Bib. Cracked stone, rusted pipes, toxic runoff—everything a respectable stadium needs.

Bib: Respectable? I just saw something with six eyes crawl into that drain.

Jom: Local grounds crew.

Bib: Squigmire’s Sewer pitch gives coaches a full-size underground arena with clear markings, dedicated team areas, and plenty of open space for running, passing, and flattening the opposition.

Jom: Just don’t drop the ball into the sludge.

Bib: Why?

Jom: Last time we did that, it threw the ball back.

Want to bring the SSPN crew to your own matches?

Be sure to pick up your free STL files for Bib and Jom at Squigmire.com! Print as many as you want and share them with your friends. Share your painted models on social media and tag Squigmire!

What's Included

  • Premium neoprene game mat

  • Season 3 quick-reference rules pad

  • Protective nylon carry bag

Features You'll Love

  • Smart quadrant layout places icons and numbering at a 45° angle, making the field easy to read whether you're playing from the sidelines or the end zones.

  • Built-in range counters along the pitch make movement, passing, and tactical planning faster without interrupting the flow of the game.

  • Quick-reference rules pad includes Season 3 rules references with page numbers, helping you spend less time searching and more time playing.

  • Immersive sewer artwork transforms your match into an underground fantasy arena filled with cracked stone, corroded pipes, drains, and toxic green runoff.

  • Premium neoprene construction provides a cushioned playing surface that protects painted miniatures while creating a professional tabletop experience.

  • Travel-ready design includes a nylon carry bag to easily roll up, protect, and transport your pitch anywhere.

Specifications

  • Compatibility: Designed for fantasy football tabletop games using a standard 15 × 26 grid field

  • Playing Surface: 36 × 28 inches

  • Square Size: 34 mm

  • Rules Pad: Season 3 quick-reference rules pad with page references for faster rulebook lookup

  • Rules Pad Size: 10.5 × 6.5 inches, fits acrylic trays in the Squigmire Pro Pack

  • Material: Premium 2 mm neoprene

  • Printing: High-definition dye sublimation for vibrant, long-lasting artwork

  • Edge Finish: Durable stitched edges for improved longevity

  • Backing: Non-slip rubber

  • Storage: Includes a protective nylon carry bag

Shipping

  • United States: FREE shipping.

  • International: Buyer acknowledges and is responsible for any duties, customs, VAT, or other fees that may arise.

Sewer

Status

In Stock – Ready to Ship

Product Overview

Some stadiums have pristine grass, freshly painted lines, and grounds crews working around the clock. Others are built deep beneath the city where cracked stone, rusted pipes, toxic runoff, and whatever is moving in that drain are simply considered part of the home-field advantage.

The Squigmire Sewer pitch takes your matches underground onto a filthy network of stone walkways, drainage channels, corroded pipes, and glowing green sludge. Designed with ratmen, goblins, and other underhanded teams in mind, the pitch delivers plenty of grimy sewer atmosphere while keeping the field markings and gameplay areas clear and easy to read.

Designed for clear, practical gameplay, the pitch features an easy-to-read 15 × 26 square field, integrated passing range counters, dedicated team areas, and angled iconography that remains readable from either side of the table. The balanced design keeps the focus on your teams while surrounding them with enough pipes, stonework, drains, and questionable liquids to make every match feel like it belongs somewhere beneath the city streets.

The artwork is printed in high definition using dye-sublimation technology on a durable 2 mm neoprene mat. Stitched edges help prevent fraying, while the non-slip rubber backing keeps the pitch securely in place through blocks, blitzes, gutter-running, questionable referee decisions, and the occasional player disappearing down a drain.

Squigmire Sports Programming Network (SSPN)

Bib: Smell that, Jom? Damp air, rot… and the distinct stench of wet rat fur.

Jom: That’s the Sewer pitch, Bib. Cracked stone, rusted pipes, toxic runoff—everything a respectable stadium needs.

Bib: Respectable? I just saw something with six eyes crawl into that drain.

Jom: Local grounds crew.

Bib: Squigmire’s Sewer pitch gives coaches a full-size underground arena with clear markings, dedicated team areas, and plenty of open space for running, passing, and flattening the opposition.

Jom: Just don’t drop the ball into the sludge.

Bib: Why?

Jom: Last time we did that, it threw the ball back.

Want to bring the SSPN crew to your own matches?

Be sure to pick up your free STL files for Bib and Jom at Squigmire.com! Print as many as you want and share them with your friends. Share your painted models on social media and tag Squigmire!

What's Included

  • Premium neoprene game mat

  • Season 3 quick-reference rules pad

  • Protective nylon carry bag

Features You'll Love

  • Smart quadrant layout places icons and numbering at a 45° angle, making the field easy to read whether you're playing from the sidelines or the end zones.

  • Built-in range counters along the pitch make movement, passing, and tactical planning faster without interrupting the flow of the game.

  • Quick-reference rules pad includes Season 3 rules references with page numbers, helping you spend less time searching and more time playing.

  • Immersive sewer artwork transforms your match into an underground fantasy arena filled with cracked stone, corroded pipes, drains, and toxic green runoff.

  • Premium neoprene construction provides a cushioned playing surface that protects painted miniatures while creating a professional tabletop experience.

  • Travel-ready design includes a nylon carry bag to easily roll up, protect, and transport your pitch anywhere.

Specifications

  • Compatibility: Designed for fantasy football tabletop games using a standard 15 × 26 grid field

  • Playing Surface: 36 × 28 inches

  • Square Size: 34 mm

  • Rules Pad: Season 3 quick-reference rules pad with page references for faster rulebook lookup

  • Rules Pad Size: 10.5 × 6.5 inches, fits acrylic trays in the Squigmire Pro Pack

  • Material: Premium 2 mm neoprene

  • Printing: High-definition dye sublimation for vibrant, long-lasting artwork

  • Edge Finish: Durable stitched edges for improved longevity

  • Backing: Non-slip rubber

  • Storage: Includes a protective nylon carry bag

Shipping

  • United States: FREE shipping.

  • International: Buyer acknowledges and is responsible for any duties, customs, VAT, or other fees that may arise.