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Bib: Jom, have you ever tried calling a play when the turf is molten lava and the sideline crew is literally forging weapons mid-drive?
Jom: Once, Bib — and I still have a citation for “delay of game due to spontaneous combustion.” Hard to hurry up when the ref’s beard is on fire.
Bib: Well stoke the flames, because Squigmire’s new HellForge pitch is here! Rivers of lava cutting through the field, Chaos Dwarf forges pounding on the sidelines, and an anvil-scarred midfield where heat and hatred collide.
Jom: It’s a scorcher of a stadium — brutal blocks, smoke-choked passing lanes, and the constant risk of a lineman getting hammered flatter than a goblin helm.
Bib: Whether you’re burning the clock or smelting the opposition, this pitch brings the heat. Get yours now — before the whistle melts and the field claims another sacrifice! 🔥⚒️🏈
Game mat (36×28 inches)
Season 3 rules pad (10.5×6.5 inches)
Nylon carry bag
11s format
34mm squares
2mm neoprene
Sewn edges
Bib: Jom, have you ever tried calling a play when the turf is molten lava and the sideline crew is literally forging weapons mid-drive?
Jom: Once, Bib — and I still have a citation for “delay of game due to spontaneous combustion.” Hard to hurry up when the ref’s beard is on fire.
Bib: Well stoke the flames, because Squigmire’s new HellForge pitch is here! Rivers of lava cutting through the field, Chaos Dwarf forges pounding on the sidelines, and an anvil-scarred midfield where heat and hatred collide.
Jom: It’s a scorcher of a stadium — brutal blocks, smoke-choked passing lanes, and the constant risk of a lineman getting hammered flatter than a goblin helm.
Bib: Whether you’re burning the clock or smelting the opposition, this pitch brings the heat. Get yours now — before the whistle melts and the field claims another sacrifice! 🔥⚒️🏈
Game mat (36×28 inches)
Season 3 rules pad (10.5×6.5 inches)
Nylon carry bag
11s format
34mm squares
2mm neoprene
Sewn edges