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🟡 Preorder – Deliveries Expected in October
Preorder now to secure your position in line for the next production run.
Four coaches. Two balls. One gloriously overcrowded pitch.
The Squigmire Deathbowl pitch transforms fantasy football into a four-way battle packed with temporary alliances, spectacular betrayals, impossible touchdowns, and entirely justified grudges. Four teams enter from four sides of the pitch, two balls are in play, and suddenly figuring out who you are actually supposed to be attacking becomes part of the strategy.
Designed for the 2024 NAF Deathbowl variant, this massive four-player pitch features four end zones and the specialized cross-shaped playing area needed to put four teams into play simultaneously. It takes the familiar game and turns it into a chaotic multiplayer experience perfect for game nights, leagues, tournaments, or settling disputes between coaches who clearly have too much history together.
Despite the chaos, the pitch is designed for clear, practical gameplay. Bright field markings, clearly defined end zones, and an easy-to-read layout help keep four teams and two balls manageable while the classic grass artwork gives the entire battlefield a familiar stadium feel.
The artwork is printed in high definition using dye-sublimation technology on a durable 2 mm neoprene mat. Stitched edges help prevent fraying, while the non-slip rubber backing keeps the pitch securely in place through blocks, blitzes, betrayals, unlikely alliances, and attacks that everyone absolutely promised were going somewhere else.
Bib: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD... uh... TOUCHDOWNS!
Jom: Close enough, Bib. Four coaches, two balls, and three opponents all insisting they’re “not attacking you.”
Bib: So who am I supposed to trust?
Jom: Nobody.
Bib: Excellent. Deathbowl! Temporary alliances, spectacular betrayals, and enough open targets to blitz a ball carrier from four different directions.
Jom: Just remember, Bib: an alliance lasts exactly as long as it is useful.
Bib: And friendship?
Jom: Until somebody gets within surfing distance.
Want to bring the SSPN crew to your own matches?
Be sure to pick up your free STL files for Bib and Jom at Squigmire.com! Print as many as you want and share them with your friends. Share your painted models on social media and tag Squigmire!
Want to play Deathbowl?
Review the complete 2024 NAF Deathbowl rules here: 2024 NAF Deathbowl Rules
Premium neoprene Deathbowl game mat
Protective nylon carry bag
Four-player mayhem: Brings four coaches onto a single pitch for a completely different multiplayer fantasy football experience.
Two balls in play: Creates multiple scoring threats and forces coaches to decide where to attack, defend, or conveniently ignore what their temporary ally is doing.
NAF variant layout: Designed specifically for the 2024 NAF Deathbowl rules with four end zones and the specialized cross-shaped playing area.
Massive multiplayer battlefield: Combines four team positions into one enormous 36 × 36 inch arena built for spectacular collisions and questionable alliances.
Immersive grass artwork: Provides the familiar look of a classic fantasy football stadium while keeping the complex four-player layout clear and easy to read.
Premium neoprene construction: Provides a cushioned playing surface that protects painted miniatures while creating a professional tabletop experience.
Travel-ready design: Includes a nylon carry bag to easily roll up, protect, and transport your Deathbowl pitch anywhere.
Format: 2024 NAF Deathbowl variant
Playing Surface: 36 × 36 inches
Players: Four coaches
Balls in Play: Two
Theme: Grass
Material: Premium 2 mm neoprene
Printing: High-definition dye sublimation for vibrant, long-lasting artwork
Edge Finish: Durable stitched edges for improved longevity
Backing: Non-slip rubber
Storage: Includes a protective nylon carry bag
United States: FREE shipping.
International: Buyer acknowledges and is responsible for any duties, customs, VAT, or other fees that may arise.
🟡 Preorder – Deliveries Expected in October
Preorder now to secure your position in line for the next production run.
Four coaches. Two balls. One gloriously overcrowded pitch.
The Squigmire Deathbowl pitch transforms fantasy football into a four-way battle packed with temporary alliances, spectacular betrayals, impossible touchdowns, and entirely justified grudges. Four teams enter from four sides of the pitch, two balls are in play, and suddenly figuring out who you are actually supposed to be attacking becomes part of the strategy.
Designed for the 2024 NAF Deathbowl variant, this massive four-player pitch features four end zones and the specialized cross-shaped playing area needed to put four teams into play simultaneously. It takes the familiar game and turns it into a chaotic multiplayer experience perfect for game nights, leagues, tournaments, or settling disputes between coaches who clearly have too much history together.
Despite the chaos, the pitch is designed for clear, practical gameplay. Bright field markings, clearly defined end zones, and an easy-to-read layout help keep four teams and two balls manageable while the classic grass artwork gives the entire battlefield a familiar stadium feel.
The artwork is printed in high definition using dye-sublimation technology on a durable 2 mm neoprene mat. Stitched edges help prevent fraying, while the non-slip rubber backing keeps the pitch securely in place through blocks, blitzes, betrayals, unlikely alliances, and attacks that everyone absolutely promised were going somewhere else.
Bib: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD... uh... TOUCHDOWNS!
Jom: Close enough, Bib. Four coaches, two balls, and three opponents all insisting they’re “not attacking you.”
Bib: So who am I supposed to trust?
Jom: Nobody.
Bib: Excellent. Deathbowl! Temporary alliances, spectacular betrayals, and enough open targets to blitz a ball carrier from four different directions.
Jom: Just remember, Bib: an alliance lasts exactly as long as it is useful.
Bib: And friendship?
Jom: Until somebody gets within surfing distance.
Want to bring the SSPN crew to your own matches?
Be sure to pick up your free STL files for Bib and Jom at Squigmire.com! Print as many as you want and share them with your friends. Share your painted models on social media and tag Squigmire!
Want to play Deathbowl?
Review the complete 2024 NAF Deathbowl rules here: 2024 NAF Deathbowl Rules
Premium neoprene Deathbowl game mat
Protective nylon carry bag
Four-player mayhem: Brings four coaches onto a single pitch for a completely different multiplayer fantasy football experience.
Two balls in play: Creates multiple scoring threats and forces coaches to decide where to attack, defend, or conveniently ignore what their temporary ally is doing.
NAF variant layout: Designed specifically for the 2024 NAF Deathbowl rules with four end zones and the specialized cross-shaped playing area.
Massive multiplayer battlefield: Combines four team positions into one enormous 36 × 36 inch arena built for spectacular collisions and questionable alliances.
Immersive grass artwork: Provides the familiar look of a classic fantasy football stadium while keeping the complex four-player layout clear and easy to read.
Premium neoprene construction: Provides a cushioned playing surface that protects painted miniatures while creating a professional tabletop experience.
Travel-ready design: Includes a nylon carry bag to easily roll up, protect, and transport your Deathbowl pitch anywhere.
Format: 2024 NAF Deathbowl variant
Playing Surface: 36 × 36 inches
Players: Four coaches
Balls in Play: Two
Theme: Grass
Material: Premium 2 mm neoprene
Printing: High-definition dye sublimation for vibrant, long-lasting artwork
Edge Finish: Durable stitched edges for improved longevity
Backing: Non-slip rubber
Storage: Includes a protective nylon carry bag
United States: FREE shipping.
International: Buyer acknowledges and is responsible for any duties, customs, VAT, or other fees that may arise.