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DESCRIPTION
Bob: "Well, Jim, Squigmire’s gone and done it — they’ve unveiled their latest pitch: The Cyber Scrapyard! Where blood meets bytes and the turf uploads your pain straight to the scoreboard!"
Jim: "Ha! I saw one poor goblin get tackled so hard, he blue-screened mid-fumble! They had to reboot him with a slap to the helmet!"
Bob: "Classic. And don't get me started on the end zones — one wrong step and you’re in the firewall. Hope you brought antivirus... or at least a cleric!"
Jim: "It’s a beautiful mess, Bob. Sparks flying, gears grinding — it’s like someone asked, ‘What if a brawl had more electrocution?’ And Squigmire answered, ‘Yes.’"
Bob: "Absolutely, Jim. I haven't seen this much malfunction since the last halfling buffet. And look — here come the Chainsaw Blitzers! Nothing like a little open-source violence!"
Jim: "Mmm, open wounds and open ports. Gotta love it, Bob."
Bob: "Stay tuned, folks — the Cyber Scrapyard promises more glitches, more stitches, and as always, a lot of sudden system shutdowns!"
Game mat (36×28 inches)
Rules mat (8×8 inches)
Nylon carry bag
34mm squares
2mm neoprene
Sewn edges
DESCRIPTION
Bob: "Well, Jim, Squigmire’s gone and done it — they’ve unveiled their latest pitch: The Cyber Scrapyard! Where blood meets bytes and the turf uploads your pain straight to the scoreboard!"
Jim: "Ha! I saw one poor goblin get tackled so hard, he blue-screened mid-fumble! They had to reboot him with a slap to the helmet!"
Bob: "Classic. And don't get me started on the end zones — one wrong step and you’re in the firewall. Hope you brought antivirus... or at least a cleric!"
Jim: "It’s a beautiful mess, Bob. Sparks flying, gears grinding — it’s like someone asked, ‘What if a brawl had more electrocution?’ And Squigmire answered, ‘Yes.’"
Bob: "Absolutely, Jim. I haven't seen this much malfunction since the last halfling buffet. And look — here come the Chainsaw Blitzers! Nothing like a little open-source violence!"
Jim: "Mmm, open wounds and open ports. Gotta love it, Bob."
Bob: "Stay tuned, folks — the Cyber Scrapyard promises more glitches, more stitches, and as always, a lot of sudden system shutdowns!"
Game mat (36×28 inches)
Rules mat (8×8 inches)
Nylon carry bag
34mm squares
2mm neoprene
Sewn edges